So last week, I blogged about how I keep getting Awards Verification Center postcards sent to my house. So today in my mailbox was this... this time a yellow postcard with "FINAL ATTEMPT" in stamp-font on the back. Final? Really? Somehow I doubt it.


Tim and Ann's ramblings of poor customer service, the bakery business, life in Austin... and whatever else we think of!



I urge you to file complaints againt this "Awards Verification Center" who says to call them at 888-815-5617. Or just flood that number and waste all their time. If you really want to fill out the USPS mail fraud form, go right ahead -- and send them links to all the google results talking about these idiots.Dear TIMOTHY R. LUX, (wow... smells form letter-esque already)
You are an official prizewinner in our NEW MERCEDES, BMW, PORSCHE or $40,000 CASH promotion. ("Promotion" meaning "scam".) We have been unable to contact you, (oh really?) therefore, in compliance with the program regulations (aka this week's car dealership-esque bullshit), this notice is being forwarded to your attention.
We are holding your choice of a luxury 4-day Royal Caribbean Cruise for two with meals and entertainment included, (what cruise would charge for food? Where else are you going to go when you are on a boat?) value $1,398 or pre-paid round trip airfare and two nights accommodations for two to your choice of Las Vegas/Orlando (for a time share "opportunity"), value $1,250, plus one of the four guaranteed prizes: a new MERCEDES BENZ M-Class (matchbox car), BMW X5 (matchbox car), PORSCHE Cayenne (matchbox car) or $40,000 CASH (Monopoly money), a $1,500 Shopping Spree (at K-Mart), Exotic Island Adventure (ala the movie Cast Away), a $806 value or $500 Cash. To avoid forfeiting your status as a recipient, please call toll free at 1-888-815-5617 WITHIN 72 HOURS (OH MY GOD THE SENSE OF URGENCY OVERWHELMS ME) and arrange for a time for you and your spouse to visit and claim your prizes. There is no obligation to purchase anything. You are guaranteed to receive your prize and gift immediately, in accordance with your confirmation letter. (Just as soon as you bend over and...)